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1. CTV.ca poll asks: Should Ottawa provide a stimulus package to the automotive sector? Yes 32%; No 68%. … Therefore let’s watch for Ottawa to provide a “stimulus package” to the automotive sector. Nothing like rewarding abject failure. It’s the new capitalism. Socialist-style. Punish success with higher “progressive” taxes; reward abject failure and stupidity with “stimulus packages” and lower taxes.
2. Meanwhile, the liberals’ Globe and Mail division asks today, online: Will you do anything special to mark Remembrance Day? Fully 51% of their readers say “no”. And that’s just the ones who admit it. … Please somebody do something to help me feel remotely proud to be a Canadian. Is anybody on FREEDOM’s side any more in this country? Or have we actually become the idiot peaceniks that the leader of the you’ve got to be kidding party and the Liberals incessantly project on us as a nation? Freedom isn’t free, as sober Canadians all know, but many other Canadians now apparently believe that freedom is paid for by some sort of yummy government subsidy or social program —thanks to taxation on the “rich” and on corporations, no doubt.
3. Speaking of idiots—and we were: “Eatery bans poppies for safety reasons” — “We had an occurrence last year where one of the pins fell into food,” the manager Jose Torres said with a straight face while, very likely, 16 restaurant staff walked by with those fabulous piercings in their eyebrows, tongues, nostrils, cheeks, lips, nipples, and God knows where else. And by the way, speaking of restaurant food safety and hygiene generally: those piercings likely worn by your staff don’t make me and other patrons barf, either. And nor do their tattoos and exposed fat ass cracks and bellies. So it’s all cool. … DON’T GO TO: Red Lobster at 2316 16 Ave. N.W., Calgary. Or if you do, dump a few dozen of those free poppy stickers on the cash desk for next year, with a card informing the manager that staff might consider applying them beside their pinned-on name tags and near their lower lip piercing.
4. McDonald’s sales rise 8+ percent. Walmart sales strong, and are expecting a great Christmas sales season. Find stories on page M-84 in your local paper, after the paper’s multiple pages and whole sections dealing with how other companies and industries need government and taxpayer “stimulus packages”.
5. Well this is odd. Temperatures were below average in the U.S. so far this year. Again. Maybe that U.N. computer-modeling ‘puter needs a new hard drive. Or new operators. Garbage in, garbage out, and all that…
6. Here’s an enjoyable video from the Onion, about the empty headed Obamatons who have nothing to say now that their empty rhetoric leader won:
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