Our newest columnist, Mike Adams (read the announcement here) has his latest column in the columnist section now.
This one is a primer for high school students called “Dr. Obvious goes to Springfield H.S.”, in which he warns students of what to expect in college.
Here’s a snippet:
Good morning students! Welcome to our “senior seminar for college-bound students” at Springfield High School. My name is Dr. Obvious. I taught at ASU (Any State University) for thirty years until my recent retirement. I am pleased to accept a position teaching young students everything they need to know before they attend college. For most of you, that will be some time within the next year.
Springfield High designed this course as a way of preparing next year’s freshmen to function in college. I have decided to take a slightly different approach. I intend to teach you things you will never learn in college due to the excesses of the political correctness movement. All of the things I will teach you either, a) have important implications for public policy, or b) have immediate application to your everyday lives. Some examples follow:
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