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Man-Made Global Warming Inc. made my power go on and off today

…that’s why I haven’t blogged all day today.  You can only have your computer turn off on you approximately 6 times while writing a masterpiece, before you finally say, “bleep freaking bleep, let’s do something else today”.

Man-made global warming made it windy and caused power outages all day here.  Yup.  It has nothing to do with the fact that in our town, all the wires are above-ground much like in India or North Korea, and these “tree” thingies blow wires down when the breeze kicks up as it did today.  I think they should raise taxes (only on “the rich”—not on “working families”—duh!) so they can embark on an official “infrastructure” program here where we live—as so far they’ve gotten away with almost totally ignoring it in favor of nanny-state liberal-leftism and its myriad social programs and social engineering malfeasance at a cost of untold trillions of dollars, to no useful end.  They can then bury the cables underground, sort of like in those modern American towns, and almost like this whole “B.C.” thing isn’t just a temporary “see how it goes” project.  I believe folks are here to stay, so it’s OK now!  Bury those cables!  Embark on “infrastructure”!  Yes, I know, it will be on top of that big teaching about homosexuality program in our public schools—that’s why I said raise taxes, silly!

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