WHO WOMEN WANT
How Harper
found his groove, and
Dion lost
his mojo
P. 22
mo·jo
noun
1. A magic charm or spell.
2. An amulet, often a small flannel bag containing one or more magic items, worn by adherents of hoodoo or voodoo.
3. Personal magnetism; charm.
Famous Austin Powers passage:
Austin: I’ve lost my mojo.
Felicity Shagwell: Oh, so that’s why you…
Austin: Yes! Yes!
Felicity Shagwell: [smiles] I thought you didn’t like me!
Austin: Oh no, baby. You’re very shagadelic. I just didn’t want to fall in love again, and I thought you’d never love me without my mojo. It’s not you. You’re fab, you’re switched on, you’re a bit of alright! YES!
Of course as we know, it was “Dr. Evil” who stole Austin’s mojo.
Uh oh.
Possible cover for next week’s Maclean’s:
Hidden agenda
yet to be discovered
…but we’re
workin’ on it—wink!
P. 1-87
.
PTBC was founded by Mr. Johannesen in 2000.
Contact Mr. Johannesen about this article using this form. Please refer to article's title.
FOLLOW @JoelJohannesen ON X!
- Wow what a shock: a Big Government project’s cost estimate has DOUBLED — in only a few months - Tuesday April 30, 2024 at 4:50 pm
- UPDATED: State-Funding of Sports Boondoggles Need To Be Sent To The Penalty Box - Wednesday March 13, 2024 at 4:44 pm
- I’m from the government and I’m here to help you become barely mediocre like us. - Tuesday March 5, 2024 at 11:53 am
