Begin! Hands on hips, pause, raise left hand, extend index finger, wag it, feign outrage, claim “sexism!”, resume eating your Hot Pocket. Repeat.
No? Oh I understand. Not sure he’s a liberal-lefty or not, huh? Probably a right-thinking guy, and an actual guy, and besides he’s in the military, thereby making it perfectly OK. Darn the luck.
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