You know what? So I’m all like, wow, because like Perez Hilton is like totally so dumb and all, mkay? Totally. I mean like a couple weeks ago, Perez proved he was an intolerant and hateful gay bigot, totally, and like flips out on Miss California for being like a normal person supporting normal marriage and tries to ruin her life, and then last night he’s all like proving he’s like a total idiot. I’m so over that. You know?
So I’m like whateva.
And so ya know what? I so totally like love this part of the AP story (from Breitbart):
…Hilton, who is openly gay, said in interview with The Associated Press that he called will.i.am a “faggot,” a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site.
“He was like ‘You need to respect me.’ He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me,” Hilton said. “I was like ‘I don’t need to respect you. I don’t respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said ‘You know what, I don’t respect you and you’re gay and stop being such a faggot.’” …
Please see Perez Hilton’s video. It’s only eleven + minutes long and extremely whiny and uses the word “like” about like 8,000 times, and is very angry. It reminds me of that pathetic video in defence of Britney Spears (“leave her alone!”).
Also see this amazing calm citizen voice explaining the whole thing from both sides. (WARNING: Language issues.)
Also see our columnist Doug Giles’ column from May 24:
Here’s a Book Perez Hilton and Barack Obama Should Read
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