Liberal Party’s Globe and Mail division reports on China’s Canada division

I love to make news up in my head, just for my mental health and for funzies. But it rarely beats the real thing. Example: “‘State-Owned CBC finally realized Trudeau is a total ding dong, commits to shutting itself down to reconcile for its years of bullshit propaganda.” See? It’s a disaster.

Try as I might, I can’t beat the likes of seeing this on the same day, even while “news” media journalists pretend everything is normal:

Canadian government report apparently left unread by literally everybody in Trudeau Lib government.
State-owned Chinese company takes over Canadian lithium mining company. Trudeau Libs: “That’s totes cool.”

 

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