Suddenly today General Jack demands that “Canadian troops remain in Afghanistan”. “Forever”. “Dude”.
It was when they were reading CNN liberalvision online report headlined:
Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
In lieu of tanks and other “army-ish stuff” , General Jack proposes to ship (Russian) cargo plane loads of “bongs” to the war-torn region. His rationale is that there’s the same number of letters in “bongs” as “tanks”.
And in order to produce official government efficiency, then those Russians planes will return fully laden with ten-foot pot plants to Toronto for government taxation and distribution in much the same way as the state-run liquor stores operate. Government buildings with high ceilings will have to be built. Pot will be distributed free to “working families”. Rich people (those making over $30 g’s per year) will have to pay for it.
Conservatives will be labelled “ganjaphobes”.
Sources tell me that various Layton’s you’ve got to be kidding party secretariats are planning 467 “fact-finding” missions to the region.
Possible election campaign ad:
“We promise to bong Canada into the stoned age!”
EXTRA:
This all reminds me of the interview Layton did with the infamous Marc Emery on “Pot-TV” a couple of years ago, in which he extolled the virtues of pot—and the NDP. Listen to the audio (MP3) recording I made of it for posterity, to hear how that went.
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