Matt Drudge muses over the fact that John Kerry is officially on orange alert.
No, hang on, John Kerry is an orange alert.
In a recent picture in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Kerry has taken on a new appearance—like his advisors advised him to apply copious quantities of “QT”—a tanning lotion.
As a Vancouverite, where we rust rather than tan, I can tell you the secret behind using QT is to apply it sparingly, otherwise you look like a complete idiot.
Better yet, just don’t bother trying fake people out.
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