Madonna is a genius.
Yesterday I quoted Madonna as the one uttering the most stupid thing of the Live Earth concert day. I was wrong. Having heard more today, I declare that so many stupid things were said that I can only conclude that the affair was simply replete with complete and utter morons and their stupidity in a general sort of way all day long. Thank you.
Also, I left out some choice words that Madonna offered our youth—her audience—kids from ages 4-14 who I suspect made up most of the Live Earth zombies.
As I reported, she yelled:
“If you wanna save the planet let me see you jumpin’ up and down!!!! ”
But I left out:
“Come on you mother fu**ers!!! ”
Sorry. That changes everything. See I thought she was just a total moron when in fact she’s an ugly potty-mouthed moron and among the world’s worst role models for kids or even “environmentalists”.
This is Madonna the moment after she said “…jump up and down…’‘
and before she said “…you mother fu**ers”.
Click to watch Madonna consume electricity for moronity
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