(((Def Com Five Oxymoron Warning Alert)))
Jeannie Lee, the business expert on the state-run socialist people’s TV ((warning over)) media division of the liberals, just said this, about the post-Thanksgiving shopping season currently underway in the country they most love to hate (after Canada itself), the Evil Bush Republican-Led United States, or EBRLUS.
Nancy Wilson, host, on left, appropriately enough. Jeannie Lee, business expert, on very extreme right
Speaking of the most excellent annual tradition, the capitalist free-market rush to buy things the day after Thanksgiving mostly because they can, Jeannie Lee reported to the state-employed news anchor Nancy Wilson, that the shopping down there, well it’s “VERY extreme”.
So it’s official, folks. “Extreme” alone ain’t enough to describe these Yanky “morons”. Sorry, I have no graphs to prove this assessment, but I imagine you could refer to the same ones the liberal-left uses to explain man-made global warming.
So that made my day, because as you know, conservative Canadians are only “extreme”, or “extreme right-wingers”, as I understand it. We’re not yet “VERY extreme”, according to the experts at state-run media, although I’m not holding my breath.
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