…the possible exception being that Ireland has better health care. (Hat tip: Hed plug)
DUBLIN (Reuters) – A wild mountain goat was crowned King of Ireland on Wednesday in an ancient annual ritual whose origins are lost in the mists of history.
For three days, Charlie, a grey male goat with brown trimmings, will reign over this year’s Puck Fair—one of Ireland’s oldest and best-loved street festivals—in Killorglin, in the southwestern county of Kerry.
“Nobody really knows how it came about or when,” said Jean Kearney, a spokeswoman for the festival, which is expected this year to attract more than 100,000 visitors for a marathon of music, drinking and dancing.
“It has been traced back to the 1600s, but some say it dates back to a festival held in pagan times.”
One theory is that the event pays tribute to a wild goat that alerted the town to the advancing armies of military leader Oliver Cromwell in the 17th century.
Another is that it stems from the pagan Celtic festival of Lughnasa, when feasting and sacrifices marked the start of the harvest season, and that the goat is a pagan fertility symbol.
“For the people round here it’s no exaggeration to say the Puck Fair is almost as important as Christmas,” Kearney said.
…Well OK there’s another difference—here, Christmas is now called “Happy-Tree Festivus of Inclusion” and must include the Liberal Party’s 
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