Let me interrupt this blog entry for a word from our sponsors…
Those who know me know I don’t actually do high-fives, or fist bumps for that matter, but here’s a plain ole thanks to you, Richard P. for buying five —FIVE! — count ‘em, F-I-V-E-! PTBC pins.
1 2 3 4 and… 5 PTBC pins, sittin’ in a row.
What he’ll do with ‘em nobody knows…
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My favorite people are the people who buy PTBC pins, especially those folks like Richard P. who buy in fives or tens, but no matter how many, are supporting me and this web site. Here’s the complicated math: They didn’t cost me much to buy + and I’m clearly selling them at total rip-off prices = massive profits, baby!
And as we know, buying PTBC pins makes your teeth whiter, and you lose all that blubber around your mid-section within days of pinning one to your lapel or ball cap (or as you liberals might do, your left nipple).
And for you liberals especially, because you might get asked by the swells you hang with why in tarnation you’re wearing an imperialist flag pin and what “PTBC” stands for, you can always lie and say it stands for something like, “Pah! That Barack’s Chillin’!”. In fact I’m going to change my PTBC lapel pin ad at the left side of this web site to change at every page load with a different possible meaning for PTBC, some possibly helping liberals get over the stigma of wearing the aforementioned imperialist badge of our repressive capitalist Conservative-led and misunderstood-Taliban-fightin’ nation. .
Those who are offended by wearing Canadian flag pins; or those who already bought one or more; or those who want o help even more, could simply send me money. That helps too!
Naturally, not buying a PTBC pin and not wearing it daily would be very very bad and would particularly affect old ladies, the poor, children, “working families”, and the minorities. It would be a “Canadian Value” to buy and wear one. Obviously. The debate is over. Science settled. Obama would wear one (they’re made in China by the ChiComs).
So buy one —or five!— today, and support this web site. You’ve already supported the state-run, socialism-reliant CBC today! How’s THAT investment workin’ out for ya? How’d they thank you — especially you conservatives?
PTBC was founded by Mr. Johannesen in 2000.
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