It’s been awhile since I published some of my favorite hate mails in a column – although I’ve been archiving them regularly on my website (www.DrAdams.org). I’m releasing this set of liberal love letters before I begin my national “How to Win Friends and Irritate Feminists” speaking tour, which starts October 26th at The University of Minnesota – Morris.
By the time I reach The University of Massachusetts – Amherst on November 15th, one of these nut jobs may just strap a bomb to his firstborn and deliver me to that great hunting lodge in the sky. So my fellow conservatives, please, put down your handguns, light up a cigar, and above all else, enjoy the reading!
From: “O.N. Cherenkova”
To: [email protected]
Subject: Rare as the “Feminist Orgasm” ??
Feminists are experts on orgasm. Enjoy it immensely. It’s hardly “rare”.
It’s just that they don’t need a “man” like you to achieve it. There are far more efficient and pleasurable ways.
You are useless.
Hi O.N! I really don’t appreciate your characterization of me as useless. Given that many feminists are now saying that a woman can’t be whole until she’s had her first abortion, you need someone to get you pregnant, don’t you? A vibrator can’t do everything. And, by the way, what does O.N. stand for? Does it mean “Orgasma Nazi”?
Mike S. Adams
Dear Mr. Adams, I read your article in NC Conservative regarding “gay rights”. I was interested to note your argument that both you and a gay man have an equal right to marry a woman. What is interesting is that the same argument was used by Virginia in the Loving case to defend bans on interracial marriage, on the grounds that both white and black men had an equal right to marry women of their own race. Does it not bother you to use an argument that was used to justify racial bigotry?
In a separate email, I am sending you a link to an essay at the Ludwig von Mises Institute (a Libertarian economics think tank) critiquing the Fair Tax. I think that you would find it informative.
By the way, I am a UNCW alumnus, class of ‘86.
Chris
Dear Chris,
Gender is relevant to the definition of marriage. Race is not. Hence, the court was racist to interject race where it was not relevant. You, too, are guilty of interjecting race where it is not relevant. You, too, are a racist. Any other questions?
Mike S. Adams
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Townhall.com Columnist Mail for Mike S. Adams: Re: My Conversion to Radical Islam
dear sir,
you are lost in your judgement,your theology, and behavior as a man and an American, I can only have pity on you. remember what a man sows……he will also reap……and that is the truth.
T. Stratton
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your jockey strap.
Dr. Abdul Muhammad Adams
Try as you might, you will never measure up to Ann Coulter. She’s much more clever, much better looking, and far more intelligent. Sorry, Mike, ‘ol boy.
Oh, and you’ll also never be President. Poor you. 🙁
Transgendered Tony
I agree wholeheartedly, Tony. I could never be Ann Coulter without having my genitalia removed. But it may help my chances of winning California in 2008.
Mike
p.s. I wish we would have met earlier. I could have saved you money on your operation – the parts, if not the labor.
Mr. Adams: You’re [sic] columns are among the most insensitive I have ever read. George Will and other true conservatives must be embarrased [sic] by your rants. Have you given no thought to the needs os [sic] the many young boys who are experiencing gender identity crises?
Lauren
Hi Lauren. I agree with you that young boys experiencing gender identity confusion have special needs. I have given the matter considerable thought. I think a young boy who thinks he’s a girl needs a serious ass whipping. Parents who hear a child whining that he feels like a girl trapped in a boy’s body should attend to his needs by whipping his ass immediately.
As you can see, Lauren, I’ve given serious thought to this matter. Is there any other subject about which you wish to survey my thoughts or feelings?
Mike Adams
You are a bigot! Why didm’n’t [sic] you have posters of hetero’s [sic] with multiple partners?
Rick
Hi Rick. I didn’t have those posters because the office of campus diversity doesn’t fund them. That’s because heterosexuals don’t ask them to.
That’s how we’re different. Get it?
Mike
You mean THE University pays for homo sex but not hetero sex? You are a liar! Yet another southern idiot!
Of course, it’s those damn homos again. They’re ruining America.
Oh, no, its really the so-called Christian right that is ruining this country.
Ask anybody on the street. Anybody except in the “ignorant south” where they lack any intelligence.
Where was the Ipod invented? Certainly not North Carolina!
Those southern Christian states contribute nothing to our country except racism and bigotry.
Rick
I agree, Rick. We could all use intelligent gay Yankee atheists to teach us to be more tolerant. Just like you. Thanks for the reminder.
Mike
Dr. Adams:
I just want you to know that I took my daughter to her first war protest recently. I am raising her to counteract the destruction done by war mongering anti-feminists like yourself.
Allison
Hi Allison. Thanks for keeping me updated on all the milestones in your feminist daughter’s life. Please write back after she has her first abortion.
Mike Adams
Dr. Adams:
I dont [sic] particulary [sic] unnderstand [sic]the purpose of your article except to explain… well, to say that you are Christian [sic], that you were once an atheist, and plug a book.
I do have one simple question for you, answer it truthfully (ie without religious fever [sic]) and you may ask me a question in return, but i[sic] must warn you, im [sic] agnostic, not atheist, therefore any questions about wether [sic] i [sic] feel there is a higher being, or if jesus [sic] is my personal savior or any of those other tired questions i [sic]get from the evangelical Christian [sic] base will be answered simulary… [sic]the truth of god [sic] is so far beyond you, me, or a book, you embarress [sic] yourself to think or speak otherwise.
my question: do you support seperation [sic] of church and state?
Jake
Hi Jake: No, I do not support the separation of church and state. Instead, I support the separation of atheist and spell-checker.
Mike Adams
Dear Dr. Adams: I recently read your article on collect [sic] guns. You gave several recommendations for home defense. Since you’re such a right-wing nut job, why don’t you just use a Howitzer for home protection? Wing-nut a**hole!
Harry
Hi Harry: I do not use a Howitzer for home protection because – in addition to killing the intruder, of course – it would harm innocent people who are rightfully in the household. Also, the Howitzer is not available for purchase by the general public. Those are my two reasons. That was an excellent question, Harry.
Mike Adams
Dr. Adams:
Just what exactly do you have against the feminist orgasm? I’d really like to know.
Shawna
Hi Shawna:
I have nothing against the feminist orgasm because it does not exist. Being a feminist makes you hate men. Hating men keeps you from having orgasms. Hence the need for orgasm workshops on college campuses. Now, I have a question for you. What is an oxymoron? Here are some hints. Friendly fire, safe sodomy, President Clinton, feminist orgasm.
Mike Adams
Dr. Adams, why don’t you just admit that one of your goals as a political pundit is to make yourself rich?
Walter
One of my goals as a political pundit is to make myself rich. Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.
Sincerely,
Mike Adams
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Mike S. Adams was born in Columbus, Mississippi on October 30, 1964. While a student at Clear Lake High School in Houston, TX, his team won the state 5A soccer championship. Mike Adams graduated from C.L.H.S. in 1983 with a 1.8 GPA. Mike Adams was ranked 734 among a class of 740, largely as a result of flunking English all four years of high school. After obtaining an Associate's degree in psychology from San Jacinto College, Mike Adams moved on to Mississippi State University where he joined the Sigma Chi Fraternity. While living in the fraternity house, his GPA rose to 3.4, allowing him to finish his B.A., and then to pursue a Master's in Psychology. In 1990, Mike Adams turned down a chance to pursue a PhD in psychology from the University of Georgia, opting instead to remain at Mississippi State to study Sociology/Criminology. This decision was made entirely on the basis of his reluctance to quit his night job as member of a musical duo. Playing music in bars and at fraternity parties and weddings financed his education. Mike Adams also played for free beer.
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Upon getting his doctorate in 1993, Adams, then an atheist and a Democrat, was hired by UNC-Wilmington to teach in the criminal justice program. A few years later, Adams abandoned his atheism and also became a Republican. He also nearly abandoned teaching when he took a one-year leave of absence to study law at UNC-Chapel Hill in 1998. After returning to teach at UNC-Wilmington, Adams won the Faculty Member of the Year award (issued by the Office of the Dean of Students) for the second time in 2000.
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After his involvement in a well publicized free speech controversy in the wake of the 911 terror attacks, Adams became a vocal critic of the diversity movement in academia. After making appearances on shows like Hannity and Colmes, the O'Reilly Factor, and Scarborough Country, Adams was asked to write a column for Townhall.com.
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Today Mike Adams enjoys the privilege of expressing himself both as a teacher and a writer. Mike Adams is also an avid hunter and reader of classic literature. Mike Adams published his first book, Welcome to the Ivory Tower of Babel, in 2004. His second book, Feminists Say the Darndest Things: A Politically Incorrect Professor Confronts "Womyn" On Campus, was published in 2008.
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