This story made my day. There’s something about those punks who schlep around the mall or outside the 7-11 wearing those loose butt-ugly jeans nearly around their knees that makes me want to kick their asses*
see egregious vulgarity usage note or excuse below
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Low pants trips up fleeing Covington teen
Advocate Florida parishes bureau
Published: Jan 25, 2007COVINGTON — Police caught up with and arrested a 16-year-old youth after his loose-fitting pants slipped down around his legs and forced him to his knees, the Police Department said Wednesday.
Officers spotted the boy Monday afternoon and gave chase, Covington police said.
The 16-year-old, whose name was not released, was wanted in the beating and robbery of a 35-year-old Covington man Nov. 2 and the carjacking and beating with a brick of another man Jan. 14, police said.
The 16-year-old was booked on counts of armed robbery and aggravated battery in the Nov. 2 attack and aggravated battery and carjacking in the Jan. 14 incident.
He also was booked as being a child in need of supervision.
*Language and behavior excuse and editorial usage note on the word “ass”: I refer to exhibit H-34 – the conservative church-going family man Hank Hill of my favorite cartoon King of the Hill, in which—even according to the Wikipedia online encyclopedia—“Throughout the show, one of Hank’s common catchphrase is usually threatening to kick somebody’s ass, which he sometimes does literally”. For further reference, in Wikipedia, the word “ass” here is a link to another Wikipedia entry, which is to their entry for the word “arse”.)
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