This is a picture of my wife (“Jo-Anne”) and our doggy (“Alby”) at the front of our yacht (“Canoe THIS”).
Over to the right you can see our mansion where we live. We bought this with all the proceeds from ProudToBeCanadian.ca. If you look carefully, you can see our fleet of other yachts out front of the mansion. The waterway we’re on is a large moat that completely surrounds our property to help keep liberals away.
Sorry—I drifted off there for just a second. It’s actually an apartment complex on the Deas Slough (a branch of the Fraser River), back behind our house. The part about my wife, our dog, and our canoe was all real though.
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