But enough about liberals. Ha. I kid. Naturally, liberals wouldn’t fight to the death, they’d cut and run long before that; and they’d call it Parentalunitland, not the gender-specific heterosexual traditional “father” land. But there’s also this story from Venezuela:
Chavez Warns of Resistance War With U.S.
CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) – President Hugo Chavez urged soldiers on Sunday to prepare for a guerrilla-style war against the United States, saying that Washington is using psychological and economic warfare as part of an unconventional campaign aimed at derailing his government.
Dressed in olive green fatigues and a red beret, Chavez spoke inside Tiuna Fort—Venezuela’s military nerve-center—before hundreds of uniformed soldiers standing alongside armored vehicles and tanks decorated with banners reading: “Fatherland, Socialism, or Death! We will triumph!”
Then he took off his red beret and sprayed Super Evil Bush Repellent over himself.
UPDATE:
Castro charges Bush ordered him killed before he took office
HAVANA (AFP) – Cuba’s communist leader Fidel Castro accused US President George W. Bush of ordering him killed even before moving into the White House. “The issue of the accusation related to his plan to kill me comes from before he used fraud to steal the victory from another candidate,” the convalescing Castro, 80, said of Bush in an article published in the newspaper Granma Monday.
ADVERTISEMENTCastro, who claims to hold a sort of world record in evading assassination plots, at some 650 in his count, recalled in an opinion piece in the Cuban Communist Party newspaper that he reported the alleged plot publicly on August 5, 2000 in a speech in Pinar del Rio.
Of all the US presidents since 1959, Castro said Jimmy Carter (1977-1981) ordered no hit, and that he had no knowledge of former president Bill Clinton (1993-2001) ever having given a green light for a Castro assassination bid.
Castro’s recollections come a week after he insisted in an essay entitles “They will never have Cuba,” that Cuba would keep making and importing weaponry to stave off a US invasion.
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