Doug Giles brings us step seven in his series on how to be a total loser.
Doug’s series is generating a lot of “Send-To” emails as moms, dads, sisters and brothers, send this to sons, daughters, sisters and brothers and friends. Seem a lot of folks need help not being a total loser.
Here’s a snippet from Habit Se7en: Be a self obsessed me-monkey in the Columnist section:
This is my seventh installment on how to significantly stall your life. I’m talkin’ about bringing your thing to a grinding halt with rank ineffectiveness. Yes, I’m giving you, the would be loser, the keys to a crap-laden existence. There are very few people, other than me, that will actually draft for you, the decidedly defective person, a blue print on how to win at losing. I can not hold back any longer, but I must, under a divine afflatus, help you to foul your soul.
This week’s ditty for the deft inept person is to engraft into your psyche the habit of being a self obsessed me-monkey. If you’re serious about living a life that will historically frame you out as a flop then you must get this into your craw: Nobody and nothing matters but you and your little world.
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