All of which raises an interesting question and something of a conundrum for liberals and progressives but even more so, the population generally: Since they are so inclined to be naked in front of people so often, do progressives favor all the new excessive and useless naked body scans and the groping?
Like say we’re in line behind Liberal Bare Ass Bob Rae at an airport (no doubt the first class line!). Should we expect to see him standing there naked, just in preparation, much as he did for the national viewing audience on a state-owned CBC show for no reason whatsoever except 
that he was preparing to run for leadership of the Liberal Party and become the leader of our country? Because if so, I’m driving.
Or say we’re stuck behind Liberal MP and the one-time contender for a political party leader and who also hoped to be prime minister, Scott (“Fancy Pants from Kings Hants”) Brison, who once posed naked in front of a retro refrigerator or oven for charitable purposes. Will he be standing there in line, buck nekkid with a big ole grin, possibly eating a Hot Pocket? And by the way, here’s a tip, Mr. Brison, if Mr. is what you go by: you really want to be charitable? Put your fancy pants back on. What does your new husband say about that choice today? And your future kids if you ever figure out how to make that happen — will they be happy about that choice? (I mean the choice about your posing naked, of course!)
Or let’s say we’re all clammed-up and stuffed like sardines in a hot, packed airport, behind the weirdly materialists yet super-socialist thief who stole a diamond ring for his boyfriend/husband, the former you’ve got to be kidding party MP Svend Robinson, who posed .jpg "image")
in a fishy and possibly smelly manner. Did he in fact get that stench off? And the clam shells — do any remaining shells that are stuck to him send off any alerts to security authorities? Are we even allowed to cover ourselves with clam shells before being naked-scanned or groped? Because that would make it easier on us. And are we now allowed to bring our own clams and oysters on board for snack purposes?
So there’s lots of questions.
Quick. Change the visuals. I hear ya.
Mary Katharine Ham has some questions too.
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