If this guy wins, don’t seek his help regarding noise complaints. Or to uphold laws. Or to gain respect for and work for families and neighborhoods in our community. Other than that, I’m sure he’ll do an awesome job quelling noise complaints, upholding laws, and respecting and working for families and neighborhoods in our community.
Conservatives are all about the law and order, and the ordinary people, and families. Let’s get that typed out properly though: Actual conservatives are about that. Big-C Conservatives apparently shun the petty little things that get in their way, like law and order, ordinary people, and families, and neighborhoods, and their community, and they trample all over those small annoyances in their ever-so important rise to power.
So here’s a real-life example: Here in my home town, there’s currently an election campaign for a city councilor seat left vacant by a councilor who passed away mid-term. Among the many candidates is a failed federal Conservative Party candidate by the name of Sandeep Pandher.
As soon as campaign lawn and street signs were allowed to be erected, Pander’s family-loving and law-respecting crews were out — at five in the morning— hammering nails and pounding posts into the ground with giant sledge hammers, waking up unknown numbers of entire households. Above left is the one in our otherwise picturesque vista right behind our house, mere feet away from our bed. That was two weeks ago.
Last night, at 1:10 AM, following a wind storm, his crews were out again, pounding nails and waking up unknown numbers of people and households — families and neighborhoods in our community — including ours. Once again proving that he couldn’t be less interested in the community’s people and families and neighborhoods in our community, nor our noise bylaws, and that he is above all that —he’s far more important than us and our idiotic interests like sleeping — and beyond those annoying details that get in the way of his sacred rise to power (if you can call being a councilor in a small town like ours “power”).
And here’s a snapshot of his possibly hilarious website:
After he’s elected, we are to presume, he’ll magically and instantly regain his respect for the people and families and neighborhoods in our community, and for our noise bylaws.
But for now, all we know is that he sees himself as more important than the people and families and neighborhoods in our community, and our noise bylaws. He rises above that pettiness.
So of course I’ll vote for anybody but that guy. And I’ll view with the greatest of suspicion any “Conservative” Party candidate running anywhere for anything.
For his education, and he needs it, here’s our dumb little noise by-law number 1906:
5. No person shall make or cause any noise or sound in or on a highway or
elsewhere in the Municipality which disturbs, or tends to disturb, the quiet,
peace, rest, enjoyment, comfort, or convenience of the neighbourhood, or of
persons in the vicinity by any means whatsoever.
8. No person shall carry on or cause to be carried on any works in connection
with the construction, reconstruction, alteration, repair or demolition of any
building, structure or thing in such a manner as to disturb the quiet, peace,
rest, enjoyment, comfort or convenience of the neighbourhood or of persons
in the vicinity before 7:00 a.m. or after 7:00 p.m. any day of the week from
Monday to Friday, inclusive, before 9:00 a.m. or after 5:00 p.m. on Saturday,
or at any time Sunday.
And as even liberals know, respect for people, families, neighborhoods, and our community in general are demanded 24/7. And this little nugget: You would be working for us. Serving us.
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