Man, that climate change thing sure is having a big impact on things. Polar bears are going to be extinct in three months, Canada will be mostly under water just in time for the 2010 Winter Olympics (which will be the last winter Olympics since winter will be cancelled), Avian Flu will spread to cod if they ever show up again on Canada’s soon-to-be tropical east coast, Vancouver’s famously early tulips will transform into giant Amazon killer tulips, and, apparently, according to CNN, it made Canada’s Prime Minister Stephen Harper shuffle his cabinet.
I did not know that.
They may want to stop obsessing over the “man-made global warming”, or “global warming”, or “climate change”, or whatever they’re calling it these days in their effort to adapt everything to become an effect of it.
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