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Mike S. Adams

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Mike S. Adams was born in Columbus, Mississippi on October 30, 1964. While a student at Clear Lake High School in Houston, TX, his team won the state 5A soccer championship. Mike Adams graduated from C.L.H.S. in 1983 with a 1.8 GPA. Mike Adams was ranked 734 among a class of 740, largely as a result of flunking English all four years of high school. After obtaining an Associate's degree in psychology from San Jacinto College, Mike Adams moved on to Mississippi State University where he joined the Sigma Chi Fraternity. While living in the fraternity house, his GPA rose to 3.4, allowing him to finish his B.A., and then to pursue a Master's in Psychology. In 1990, Mike Adams turned down a chance to pursue a PhD in psychology from the University of Georgia, opting instead to remain at Mississippi State to study Sociology/Criminology. This decision was made entirely on the basis of his reluctance to quit his night job as member of a musical duo. Playing music in bars and at fraternity parties and weddings financed his education. Mike Adams also played for free beer. . Upon getting his doctorate in 1993, Adams, then an atheist and a Democrat, was hired by UNC-Wilmington to teach in the criminal justice program. A few years later, Adams abandoned his atheism and also became a Republican. He also nearly abandoned teaching when he took a one-year leave of absence to study law at UNC-Chapel Hill in 1998. After returning to teach at UNC-Wilmington, Adams won the Faculty Member of the Year award (issued by the Office of the Dean of Students) for the second time in 2000. . After his involvement in a well publicized free speech controversy in the wake of the 911 terror attacks, Adams became a vocal critic of the diversity movement in academia. After making appearances on shows like Hannity and Colmes, the O'Reilly Factor, and Scarborough Country, Adams was asked to write a column for Townhall.com. . Today Mike Adams enjoys the privilege of expressing himself both as a teacher and a writer. Mike Adams is also an avid hunter and reader of classic literature. Mike Adams published his first book, Welcome to the Ivory Tower of Babel, in 2004. His second book, Feminists Say the Darndest Things: A Politically Incorrect Professor Confronts "Womyn" On Campus, was published in 2008.

Did you hear the one about the Polish gay guy?

Dear Director of Diversity: Ten years ago, I wrote to you with a plan I considered to be well-thought-out and just, though not necessarily easy to implement. As a black lesbian and, thus, a...

10 great cigars and why I smoked them

For years, communism has been preventing me from enjoying a lot of good cigars. That used to bother me, until I found a way around the problem. As many of my readers know,...

Sexperts, porn, and guns, oh my!

A couple of days ago, bird watcher and forest conservation advocate, Rita Dean of Greenville, SC, wrote a letter complaining about me to the chancellor (and nearly every other administrator) of my university....

Some profound questions at the airport

I love to fly. It’s a time when I can sit back and prepare for a speech (that is my usual destination), think deep thoughts, and fine-tune my sarcasm. As you can imagine,...

Piled higher and deeper

When I graduated from college, one of my old high school friends said that a B.S. degree stood for “B.S.” When I got my M.S. degree, he said it stood for “More S…”....

Life, liberty, and the avoidance of reality

University administrators, professors, and student newspapers are becoming so detached from reality that one can hardly write satire about university life. Nor can one muster the sarcasm necessary to give these people the...

That takes ovaries!

This week’s column will be difficult to write as I am mired in a deep state of depression. It seems my recent application for Director of the Women’s Resource Center (WRC) at UNC-Wilmington...

The University of Nude Caucasians at Wilmington

Dear President Broad: I am writing to express my complete outrage at a memo written by UNC-Wilmington Director of Human Resources William Fleming, which was sent to all faculty and staff at our university....

Silence that kills

This morning, I logged on to www.Boortz.com to check out Neal’s daily reading assignments. The first thing that caught my eye was a story about Newspeak magazine-or, Newsweek, as they prefer to be...

Adult DDD

Dear (name deleted): Yesterday, I received your email explaining the reasons for your poor performance in my class this semester. While I was pleased that you refrained from asking for a change of...

My application for WRC Director

Dear Dr. Berkeley: I am writing to apply for the position of Director of the WRC (Women’s Resource Center) at UNC Wilmington. I noticed the position advertisement states that minimum requirements include “tenure...

The reign of Jane has Churchill looking sane

When I was in grammar school there was a kid on my block named David. He often tried to make others look like idiots by accusing them of saying things they never really...

My presidential acceptance speech

When I first heard there was an organized effort to expel Rosemary DePaolo as UNC-Wilmington’s chancellor, I was taken aback. I thought the student group (called “I hate my chancellor”) was way...

Some profound questions during exam week

I love exam week. It’s the time of year when students start to either a) stress out uncontrollably, or b) pretend to stress out uncontrollably in a plea for special treatment. As you...

Don’t get mad, get Egan!

Most college professors look forward to the summer because May, June, and July are the three best reasons to become a professor in the first place. But I have a busy summer ahead of...