I thought winning elections meant something. Which is why I always ask myself why we’re still using Layton’s you’ve got to be kidding party’s measuring cups, as the Liberals obediently also used during their reign of corrupt liberal-leftist poll-driven idiocy—measuring cups which are normally used for making cupcakes.
A “measured response”, using my measuring cups, reads like this: we and the entire western civilized world deploy all our collective assets and attack, with vigour, the Islamofascist or tyrannical genocidal dictators, using such enormous, unbalanced, swift, fierce, committed, blindingly aggressive overwhelming force, that the Islamofascist or dictator nutbar, upon looking at the new stone age around him, could only conclude that it was a less than subtle message direct from a very pissed-off Allah himself. And that one ought not try that again.
But then I’m not a member of Layton’s tea and bun set, so you can see why I fail to understand our strong and brave yet somehow house-turtle-like response thus far in the war on Islamofascist terror and tyrannical dictators who are threatening the civilized world.
Canada is likely to continue to boost its military commitment in southern Afghanistan over the coming months, but will not be increasing troop numbers, said Lt.-Gen. Michel Gauthier.
Gauthier, who leads the Ottawa-based Canadian Expeditionary Force, said it’s possible that more equipment will be sent over, such as artillery guns and even aircraft.
“Even aircraft”, huh? Wow. “Even aircraft”. To win the war of our lives, against an able enemy who swears to destroy western civilization using any means—barbaric or otherwise—at its oil-revenue-endowed disposal.
Back in September, I dared suggest we deploy the assets, including our erstwhile aging and underused (though still fabulous for certain purposes!) CF-18 fighter jets, such that we, you know, “win the freaking war”. I granted that it was a radical suggestion, this “winning the war” thing. But I stick to it with all my heart and head.
Here’s a picture of one of our CF-18 fighter jets which Layton must think we bought to speed tea and buns to Mullahs when they’re pissed at Bush.
This one is painted with the Canadian Air Force “Proud To Be Canadian” motif (not related to this web site, obviously, but sharing a sentiment I thought we all shared.
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