Paul Martin says “in fact” approximately three to four kajillion times per day. It’s a fact! Just why it is that he thinks he needs to set us stupid Canoooks straight and explain the facts to us all the time is a mystery to me. But he thinks he does. So anyway….
We invented a new game! The name of the new game (shipped-in by Canada Steamship Lines from factories in Bermuda!) is:
“Fact YOU!”
Here’s how you play:
1. Assemble anywhere from one to roughly 330 MILLION players. Can be Canadian or American. Since Americans are “morons” (™Liberal Party of Canada), they must double-up and help each other out.
2. Turn on Canadian TV or radio (no other country knows there’s an election here). Stations can include any of the state-run media or any of the other liberalvision stations that have been approved by the state-censor.
3. Immediately upon hearing the benevolent leader utter the words “in fact”, shout out
“Fact YOU!”
.
The first person to yell it out wins a point.
Suggestions: have a calculator handy—there’ll be so many instances of it happening that you’ll need something to help you along. Don’t forget….. you’re STUPID! You can’t do—or figure out—anything on your own, silly!
Also, in the event of a tie, the female or minority among you wins. If you’re a socialist (most liberals and all NDP players), then nobody wins, you all lose equally, and that will make you happy.
We’re also working on another version of the game for those sexy Sunday nights of wife-swapping, group sex, and watching-other-people-have-sex parties at the local bar, which liberals have officially made a new “Canadian value”. It’s tentatively called: “Anyone Wanna Fact Me?”
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