I liked this letter to the editor at the Edmonton Sun this morning:
MY CHRISTMAS gift list:
Svend Robinson: A new cubic zirconia.
Belinda Stronach: A date with “Mike from Canmore.”
Western separatists: Gilles Duceppe.
Gilles Duceppe: A new Kenworth belt buckle, cowboy boots and cowboy hat.
Jack Layton: An Ed Broadbent BobbleHead, designer flip-flops, Maalox after sleeping with Paul Martin.
Liberal party: book Pinocchio’s Nose Grows, a confessional booth.
Scott Reid: Stale beer.
Anne McLellan: Fake gold-plated scissors, a lifetime supply of ribbons, book Gun Safety For Dummies, new kneepads.
Paul Martin: Guest appearance on Broadway, “morning-after pill” after sleeping with Layton.
Ralph Goodale: Tube of caulk to plug the leak.
Stephen Harper: A majority government.
Joe Canadian: Ice cold beer, a trustworthy government, a lifetime of love, good health and prosperity. Merry Christmas to all!
Vivienne Enselle
(Don’t forget the popcorn.)
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