What? There’s no terrorists here! This is Canada, not the evil United States! (—or “Jesusland”, or “land of morons”, as the liberal-left likes to dismiss it). Bush ain’t in charge here, Michael Moore is! And Bono! And Bob Geldof! We didn’t fight for democracy and freedom in Iraq! Like, the libbies 
in charge, EH?!
Still, though…… 50 Terror Groups Believed to Be in Canada, darn it!
Maybe they’re here for gay marriages.
TORONTO – Though many view Canada as an unassuming neutral nation that has skirted terrorist attacks, it has suffered its share of aggression, and intelligence officials believe at least 50 terror groups now have some presence here.
They are from Sri Lanka, Kurdistan and points between and include supporters of some of the best-known Mideast groups, including al-Qaida, authorities say.
Osama bin Laden named Canada one of five so-called Christian nations that should be targeted for acts of terror. The others, reaffirmed last year by his al-Qaida network, were the United States, Britain, Spain and Australia.
The Canadian Security Intelligence Service, counterpart of the CIA, said terrorist representatives are actively raising money, procuring weapons, “manipulating immigrant communities” and facilitating travel to and from the United States and other countries.
Besides al-Qaida, those groups include Islamic Jihad; Hezbollah and other Shiite groups; Hamas, the Palestinian Force 17, Egyptian Al Jihad and various other Sunni groups from across the Middle East, CSIS said.
CSIS said the Irish Republican Army, Tamil Tigers and Kurdistan Workers Party (PKK) and major Sikh terrorist groups also have supporters in Canada. […]
I love how the story describes Canada as a “so-called” Christian nation, notwithstanding the latest Canadian Census in which over 70 percent of Canadians voluntarily identified themselves “Christian” as opposed to any other religion, or as “atheist”, or as nothing at all. That’s so-called I guess, but not so much by Osama bin Laden, as by Canadians. But you know—potato, potahto.
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