It’s like a Christmas miracle! Not minutes after I threw our Merry Christmas .gif "image"){kind=small}
greeting up on our pages, I received this “Winter Solstice” greeting from the communists/socialists of Canada, in my non-communist-invented email system on my capitalist-invented computer over the free-people’s creation, the internet! How festive!
It’s on…. SUNDAY! God bless you all! Let us strike.
Oh, merry communism, to one and all, atheist “sisters and brothers” — errr…. “comrade”! May your green pseudo-god of non-eternal totalitarianism and egalitarianism and hate and oppression bless you and yours at this “holiday”, or “happy-tree festivus”, or “seasonal values”, um, “winter solstice” time of year! Oh and “greetings”! “Greetings” is the word isn’t it? Yes, seasonal values greetings for the winter solstice holidays!
For those of you playing at home, the “People’s Voice” they refer to in the email is the same one my 17-week-old puppy Sammy has recognized (after some experimentation and getting caught literally sleeping with the communist enemy at an earlier age), as being a target-rich (by which I mean for pooing) socialist/communist rag. In it, they extol what they think are the virtues of cutting off our freedom, and invoking communism and socialism in Canada. They do this by launching class warfare attacks in Canada, and a more general war against, for example, our heroic troops fighting for freedom abroad, and against business people, and people who aren’t union members but dare to work anyway, and private-sector anything, and our God-given freedom, and against our way of life as a general matter.
• Samra Update: Surveillance video reveals effort to dig tunnel to Communist China
• Samra update: Sleeping with communists
• Sammy update: mentally maturing; starting to see things our way
• My dog Samra: rips into latest edition of communist rag…. I’m so damn proud!
Be sure to bring a Canadian flag to the open house! Oh and apparently your cash too, as they plan to use Christmas time —errr… “Winter Solstice” — to raise cash from you! How merry and fortuitous the timing!
So merry happy-tree festivus of color (mostly red!) and darkness. Oh and Allahu Akbar!
What better time to start reviewing who among our corporate and government set is passive-aggressively more akin to the communists/socialists, than to normal Canadians like us? And so it I will begin my annual review in subsequent posts today, filed under the PTBC Category “It’s Called Christmas”.
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