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Surveillance photos reveal Sammy deeply entrenched —albeit real cute ‘n snuggly-lookin’ (it’s a ploy) — amongst sundry nefarious correspondence, possibly plotting some sort of coup, or possibly an upcoming poop.
Keen observers will notice the presence of the official Communist Party newspaper —The People’s Voice. Central Command is attempting to arrange for the use of that rag (which is merely posing as papers to be recycled) as a doggy toilet of sorts, since up to now, she has been “carpet bombing” (as it were —use your imagination), except when our defensive forces’ quick-response mechanisms have been quick enough to intercept and divert her to the doggy door and out to the lawns in the free-fly zone.
There remains the possibility of employing Sammy as the world’s best shredder of material set aside for recycling, which would be handy as hell.
We remain on DEFCON 4 at this time. Stay tuned for further updates.
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