Sarah Palin: Please Endorse Rob Simmons
Sarah Palin endorsed three dark-horse candidates in Republican match-ups this year, and all three won their primaries yesterday: Nikki Haley in South Carolina, Sharron...
Did You Plug the Hole With a Blue Dress Yet, Daddy?
Oil is spewing from beneath a British Petroleum oil rig into the Gulf of Mexico at a rate of about 1 million gallons a...
Modern Civil Rights: Cockfighting And Same-Sex Proms
Watching TV this week, at first I thought Republican Senate nominee Rand Paul had flown a commercial jet into the World Trade Center. But...
Republicans on Track to Snatch Defeat From Jaws of Victory
Republican consultants are doing a wonderful job raising expectations sky-high for the November elections, so that now, even if Republicans do smashingly well, it...
Supreme Court To Face Mecca
Americans can thank the Supreme Court for the attempted car bombing of Times Square, as well as any future terrorist attacks that might be...
Obama National Security Policy: Hope Their Bombs Don’t Work
It took Faisal Shahzad trying to set a car bomb in Times Square to get President Obama, Attorney General Eric Holder and Secretary of...
Washington Takes Break From Porn Surfing to Bailout Wall Street
Democrats have decided that in order to prevent Wall Street from starting more financial meltdowns, wrecking the economy and leaving the American taxpayer holding...
Wouldn’t A Mini Series on Attila the Hun Explain Nancy Pelosi?
Rachel Maddow’s MSNBC special on Timothy McVeigh this past Monday night did not come a moment too soon. As Maddow explained in the introduction...
Stevens: ‘I Never Left Sanity. Sanity Left Me’
Two observations about retiring Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens are about to become established fact by sheer repetition. The first—that Stevens is the...
God Hates Judges
In an opinion that may have been written by Heidi Montag, a federal court of appeals recently threw out a jury verdict in favor...
Prescription For Disaster Now Covered Under Obamacare
On the “Today” show this Tuesday, President Obama claimed the massive government takeover of health care the Democrats passed without a single Republican vote...
Oh, Canada!
Since arriving in Canada I’ve been accused of thought crimes, threatened with criminal prosecution for speeches I hadn’t yet given and denounced on the...
My Healthcare Plan
Liberals keep complaining that Republicans don’t have a plan for reforming health care in America. I have a plan!
It’s a one-page bill creating a...
What’s Arabic For ‘You’re No Atticus Finch’?
A group of “leading conservative lawyers”—a phrase never confused with “U.S. Marines”—has produced an embarrassingly pompous letter denouncing Liz Cheney for demanding the names...
Subprime Mortgage Crisis Hits Whorehouses
It looks like Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes is on track to win another endorsement from ACORN!
This week, Hynes announced that “no criminality has...
