Warning: College campuses aren’t just institutions of higher learning anymore. This article contains references that may be offensive to some readers.
Dear President Ribeau (President — Bowling Green State University, 220 McFall Center, Bowling Green, OH, 419-372-2211):
I am writing to ask some questions about an adult entertainment star and “sex educator” named Annie Sprinkle who recently spoke in front of a full crowd of people at your publicly-funded institution of higher learning.
According to an article by Matt Manning in the student newspaper (The BG News), “Sprinkle has bared it all for her career — from starring in over 150 mainstream pornographic films, to authoring a series of books about sexual intimacy, to lecturing and providing workshops to audiences around the country and using her profession as the basis of her art, and her breast paintings. She is better known for her films, and being an innovator in the feminist movement.”
Manning’s article also refers to Sprinkle as a “San Francisco-based “pleasure activist’” who was born a “shy, sensitive girl” and later “changed to Annie Sprinkle.” Apparently, she later became best-known in her porno film career for her “animated orgasms” starring in films like “Porn Flakes” and as director of “Inside Annie Sprinkle.”
According to the article, in her lecture at Bowling Green State, Sprinkle “went through a few of her most memorable performances in segments of films, taking us through her first interracial scene and her first girl-on-girl scene” saying that “was the point we (the porn stars) discovered shaving our p***ies.”
It touched my heart to read that “Looking back on her life and her film career” Sprinkle “has no regrets.”
I was also touched to learn that, in 1991, Sprinkle decided to stop making mainstream porn when she began making safe “sex movies” and writing books about “the intimacy of sex.”
But what most warms my heart is the fact that, while at Bowling Green State, Sprinkle shared part of a performance she calls the “Bosom Ballet.” I understand that the students saw her remove her top, clutch her breasts and shake them to the sounds of the music. This was shortly before she took off a red wig to reveal her bald head.
According to the student newspaper, Sprinkle also handed out 15 “Aphrodite Awards” honoring people who had taught sex education or expressed themselves “using nudity or sexual content.”
My questions follow, President Ribeau:
1. Is this the breast possible speaker you could have hired to cover this topic?
2. How badly did you milk the taxpayers in order to pay for this event?
3. Is your university udderly insane?
4. Does Annie Sprinkle know that you should not expose your breasts in public? Or does she just have a bad mammary?
5. Are these questions sufficiently titillating to elicit a response?
I look forward to hearing back from you.
Sincerely,
Mike S. Adams
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Mike S. Adams was born in Columbus, Mississippi on October 30, 1964. While a student at Clear Lake High School in Houston, TX, his team won the state 5A soccer championship. Mike Adams graduated from C.L.H.S. in 1983 with a 1.8 GPA. Mike Adams was ranked 734 among a class of 740, largely as a result of flunking English all four years of high school. After obtaining an Associate's degree in psychology from San Jacinto College, Mike Adams moved on to Mississippi State University where he joined the Sigma Chi Fraternity. While living in the fraternity house, his GPA rose to 3.4, allowing him to finish his B.A., and then to pursue a Master's in Psychology. In 1990, Mike Adams turned down a chance to pursue a PhD in psychology from the University of Georgia, opting instead to remain at Mississippi State to study Sociology/Criminology. This decision was made entirely on the basis of his reluctance to quit his night job as member of a musical duo. Playing music in bars and at fraternity parties and weddings financed his education. Mike Adams also played for free beer.
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Upon getting his doctorate in 1993, Adams, then an atheist and a Democrat, was hired by UNC-Wilmington to teach in the criminal justice program. A few years later, Adams abandoned his atheism and also became a Republican. He also nearly abandoned teaching when he took a one-year leave of absence to study law at UNC-Chapel Hill in 1998. After returning to teach at UNC-Wilmington, Adams won the Faculty Member of the Year award (issued by the Office of the Dean of Students) for the second time in 2000.
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After his involvement in a well publicized free speech controversy in the wake of the 911 terror attacks, Adams became a vocal critic of the diversity movement in academia. After making appearances on shows like Hannity and Colmes, the O'Reilly Factor, and Scarborough Country, Adams was asked to write a column for Townhall.com.
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Today Mike Adams enjoys the privilege of expressing himself both as a teacher and a writer. Mike Adams is also an avid hunter and reader of classic literature. Mike Adams published his first book, Welcome to the Ivory Tower of Babel, in 2004. His second book, Feminists Say the Darndest Things: A Politically Incorrect Professor Confronts "Womyn" On Campus, was published in 2008.
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