What’s next? Most everything. Progressive means progressive.
Bagels are a Jewish staple, but in this one instance, I don’t think it’s because the progressives are antisemitic. I think it’s merely because they’re loons. Of course they could be both.
If it’s fun, useful, or productive, the progressives will force you to license it, register it, they will tax you on it, or they will forbid it altogether — or somehow, if they can do it, all of the aforementioned). They will, in some way, control it, and control you. That is their mission.
In Metro Vancouver, progressives have ordered us plebian serfs to register our home fireplaces or face a $500 fine.
I registered my semi-automatic handgun like a good little scout. But now I must register the FIREPLACE in my home.
Thaaaaat's progressive! https://t.co/7Y1iLVJkqf
— Joel Johannesen (@JoelJohannesen) July 11, 2024
Yes you poor serfs, Montreal bagels are famously cooked in a wood fire, giving them that yummy taste and texture. So we must stop this madness!
It may be argued (by left-wing nutters) that these things are really just unimportant, and I should “chill, dude.” But you see, nutters, if they’re willing to control those tiny, benign, innocent, beloved, traditional, enjoyable and useful things, they are most certainly willing to control the big things too. Like your tattoos and eyebrow piercings. They already control your weed, right? And tax it! And, in BC anyway, the NDP government provides you with your hard addiction drugs or if you’re not addicted, an easy, cheap way to get addicted, so they can later control your life as an indigent, totally reliant on the state. Yummy!
I started with “What’s next?” Well it’s a legitimate concern. Many progressive-controlled cities have already launched their assault on gas stoves. Logically, next up will be a whole bunch of things. Your family barbeque is an obvious target. If Montreal Bagels are banned, pizza baked in a wood-fired pizza oven will obviously be banned too. You like roast beef? CARCINOGENIC SMOKE-LOVER! How about bacon fried-up with your eggs? Grease literally floating in the air with smoke! Then it’s bigger things: you car (they’re already banning gas cars and dictating what we must buy), your house (already festooned with copious rules, regulations, taxes, and whatnot), your clothing (some of it is made with petroleum products!), and and on, and on. Then, all of the rest, all at once.
It starts slowly, a bit at a time, then quickly and all at once.
Because that’s progressive. And control is their mission. Well that and socialism.
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