Sammy made further moves this morning to solidify her apparent swing to the political right side, and generally proving her properly conservative and anti-socialist-communist bona fides. (See our previous update for reference.)
A well-paid public servant slipped our PTBC mail through the mail slot at the suite of massive PTBC corporate offices this morning. Among the bills for Ann Coulter columns and other delightful mail, he dropped off the latest edition of the “People’s Voice” (the newspaper’s name is a hilarious misnomer — it’s not actually the “people’s” voice, it is of course the voice of the socialist/communist community).
Sammy immediately grabbed… what? The People’s Voice. Leaving the bills for such things as Ann Coulter columns (which are far more tasteful and possibly tastier). And she started tearing into it.
Good puppy!
Note the early damage assessments — teeth marks and a veritable chunk taken out of their virtually treasonous “bring our troops home” story.
Apparently Sammy, unlike those who own and run that horribly stupid journal, joins me in actually being on OUR side; and she actually supports our troops instead of blithely putting them in grave danger and attempting to destroy their very will while they risk their lives for the communists and socialists and women with hairy armpits in Canada, with incessant left-wing idiot blather about “bringing our troops home” right in the middle of a war we must win.
She has abandoned the paper-chewing sortie for now, in favor of a mission to destroy a wayward slipper. But I’ll leave it on the floor for further destruction and a possible poop (fingers crossed!).
PTBC was founded by Mr. Johannesen in 2000.
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