Ann Coulter
Souter In Roberts’ Clothing
After pretending to consider various women and minorities for the Supreme Court these past few weeks, President Bush decided to disappoint all the groups he had just ginned up and nominate a white male....
Mission Implausible
Karl Rove was right. The real story about Joseph C. Wilson IV was not that Bush lied about Saddam seeking uranium in Africa; the story was Clown Wilson and his paper-pusher wife, Valerie Plame....
Reagan’s Biggest Mistake Finally Retires
The fundamental goal of the next Supreme Court justice should be to create a record that would not inspire Sen. Chuck Schumer to say, as he did of Justice O’Connor last week: “We hope...
Thou shalt not commit religion
To put the Supreme Court’s recent ban on the Ten Commandments display in perspective, here is a small sampling of other speech that has been funded in whole or in part by taxpayers:...
Guantanamo Loses Five-Star Rating
If you still have any doubts about whether closing Guantanamo is the right thing to do, Jimmy Carter recently cleared that up by demanding that it be closed. With any luck, he’ll try...
Losing their heads over Gitmo
I guess Bush should have backed Katherine Harris, after all. Sen. Mel Martinez, the Senate candidate Bush backed instead of Harris, has become the first Republican to call for shutting down Guantanamo. Martinez...
Woodward does Washington
My only regret is that Mark Felt did not rat out Nixon because he was ticked off about rapprochement with China or detente with the Soviets.
Rather more prosaically, Felt leaked details of...
Seven “Extraordinary” Idiots
Let’s not put the seven Republican senators who engineered the “compromise” deal with the Democrats in charge of negotiations with North Korea. I would sooner trust the North Koreans to keep their word...
What Left-Wing P.B.S. Bias?
Bill Moyers, the lamented, demented former host of the PBS program “Now With Bill Moyers,” referred to the American-led war in Iraq as doing “to the people of Baghdad what bin Laden did...
Newsweek dissembled, Muslims dismembered!
When ace reporter Michael Isikoff had the scoop of the decade, a thoroughly sourced story about the president of the United States having an affair with an intern and then pressuring her to...
Ever have one of those millennia?
It’s always important to get liberals to stop complaining long enough to make a hard prediction. This week we will review liberal predictions on bringing democracy to Iraq.
When they weren’t claiming the...
The devil is out of details
Liberals have been unusually hysterical the past few weeks. But we’re not getting much in the way of details — which is odd because the devil is usually found in the details. As...
Drag Liberals Into The Light
Democrats are in an incomprehensible rage over the filibuster. DON’T STOP READING! I AM NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THE HISTORY OF THE FILIBUSTER! Republicans have got to learn to stop getting into technicalities...
Pies, lies & videotape
After my column last week, in which I noted that there had been a spate of food attacks on conservative speakers on college campuses within weeks of charges being dismissed against the “Deliverance”...
It’s only funny until someone loses a pie
Liberals enjoy claiming that they are intellectuals, thrilled to engage in a battle of wits. This, they believe, distinguishes them from conservatives, who are religious fanatics who react with impotent rage to opposing...