I believe we’ve been down this free sex road before, and if memory serves, Liberal Avenue turned out to be a dreadful dead end.
Yet a couple of liberals in liberal fantasyland Europe think they will solve the world’s environmental problems by bringing the world more pornography. Again: pornography. Because that’s how liberals think.
No word on what social effect having sex on stage at rock concerts will have on children and families in Europe or anywhere else, but my intuition tells me the eco-nuts’ comment would be: “chill, man, we don’t give a rat’s arse what you think”.
Word has it that if this doesn’t work, the liberals are going to encourage the kids of the world to do more mind-altering drugs, forget about school, quit their jobs, and also poo all over the streets as a form of “freedom of expression”. It’s for the kids. Or the trees. Or “I dunno—whatever”.
Saving the Rainforest with Eco-Porn
A young Norwegian couple think they have found the way to save the world’s rainforests. What better way to raise money to help the environment, than by starting a pornography Web site? With $120,000 banked in just seven months, eco-porn may be about to change the world.
The scene in the staid, wood panelled courtroom in the Kristiansand City Court in southern Norway last November was a touch unusual. Two young defendants—she, 21, dreadlocked and wearing a juvenile-looking ensemble complete with a pink top and baby-blue dress, he, 28, tattooed and wearing a black stocking cap to go with his black concert tank top—were led in to face the judge.
The charges? “Conducting an improper act in a public place.” In other words, they had sex on stage—to the hard rock riffs of rock band The Cumshots—in front of 50,000 titillated fans during the Quart music festival. A big no-no in Norway. The couple were duly fined $1,400 each but not before Tommy Hol Ellingsen, the male half of the duo, dropped his pants in the courtroom to show the judge exactly which bit of his anatomy had gotten him into the fix in the first place. Unmoved, the two refused to pay the fine—and promptly left the country and headed to Germany.
Yet what at first sounds like a back-page tabloid story is actually a tale of youthful idealism. The two—Leona Johansson is Ellingsen’s better half—see themselves as environmental activists and their public fornication foible was simply the medium through which they hoped to raise the profile of a cause very close to their hearts: saving the world’s rain forests. F*** for Forest (FFF) is the eyebrow-raising fruit of their philosophy, a pornography Web site where online subscribers can access films and pictures of the couple and their friends getting up to all kinds of tantric, tree-hugging mischief. And far from being scared away by the Norwegian court, the couple has now set up shop in what they hope will be a slightly more liberal environment: Berlin.
And when liberal Berlin gets tired of them, which admittedly and unfortunately might not happen, the more and more liberal Canada must surely be in their sights, if for no other reason than the near-certainty that the liberal-left parties—the Liberals and the socialist NDP which both regard Europe as models for Canada—will promptly offer them government grants and subsidies to have sex on stage or on a CBC special—or maybe even try to recruit them as candidates! Then (hopefully!) sex in Parliament! And in schools! Why not?, they’ll ask. Why limit sex to just “bedrooms” and stupid “privacy”? That’s so yesterday.
PTBC was founded by Mr. Johannesen in 2000.
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