Directly from a Liberal Party document called “50 Tips on a GREENER LIVING”:
40. Turn off water while brushing teeth
Crickies. Where we live, we’re inundated with water nearly all year round. They should be pushing us to leave the tap on. But I already turn the tap off while brushing my teeth anyway, all on my own. My mommy taught me. Or like any monkey could, I’d have figured it out on my own. ALERT ALERT: Canadian behaving good on his own without government program!! STEPHANE!!!!!
BONUS:
15. Gerbera daisies, peace lilies, and English ivy are good protection against benzene and trichloroethylene.
Good protection against what now?
I’ve never heard Liberals talk about protecting our borders or our national security—quite the opposite in fact (cut and run!). But they’re all over the “benzene and trichloroethylene”. (What’s the official al-Qaeda position on “benzene and trichloroethylene”?)
Freakin’ hippies.
(And here’s a li’l political tip of my own: note that they’re merely “tips” right now, but Liberals are “progressives”. The line between a Liberal “tip” and a “law” is faint and fleeting.)
(Hemp hat tip to John Y.)
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