I love to make news up in my head, just for my mental health and for funzies. But it rarely beats the real thing. Example: “‘State-Owned CBC finally realized Trudeau is a total ding dong, commits to shutting itself down to reconcile for its years of bullshit propaganda.” See? It’s a disaster.
Try as I might, I can’t beat the likes of seeing this on the same day, even while “news” media journalists pretend everything is normal:
- State-Funding of Sports Boondoggles Need To Be Sent To The Penalty Box - Wednesday March 13, 2024 at 4:44 pm
- I’m from the government and I’m here to help you become barely mediocre like us. - Tuesday March 5, 2024 at 11:53 am
- Big-Ass Government makes Big-Ass Blunder - Friday March 1, 2024 at 12:36 pm