Our Doug Giles is onto something here judging by the feedback. His series on, well, basically, “how to screw up your life” is a hit so far. Mothers are sending it to their sons and daughters, and friends are secretly sending it to their friends… so many people are interested in screwing up their lives! Thanks for the tips, Doug!
This week we’re on step 3 of his ten-step program on wrecking your life. Here’s a tidbit from that latest installment (read the whole thing in our Columnist section).
This week we’re on Habit 3: Embrace Hopelessness ?. Now before you start sweating and freaking out about whether or not you can be unsuccessful, you must dial down and remember that failure is easy and success is difficult. And since you desire to live a care free, no conflict, I-ain’t-got-squat-going-on-in-my-life existence, these pusillanimous principles will go down with the greatest of ease into your inept ears and will be manifest rather quickly in your sickly existence. So relax . . . this is going to be effortless and uncomplicated.
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