The Journal of Genetic Rationalization

The University of North Carolina - Wishful Thinking (UNCW) has announced the establishment of a new journal called The Journal of Genetic Rationalization. Professors...

The Audacity of Smoke

The President of the United States of America is a dishonest man. He is also a poor excuse for a constitutional law scholar. Both...

UNC administrators lie to preacher

Dear Pastor Chris: First of all, I want to thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to drive almost 150 miles...

Two Resolutions

The issue really could not have been simpler. A bunch of protestors at UNC-Chapel Hill decided to interrupt a speech by Tom Tancredo. They...

Big, fat Appalachian drag queens

Dear Appalachian State University (ASU) President ([email protected]): Please allow me to introduce myself. I am a Republican faculty member at your university. I say “your”...

Visions of Joseph Smith

Several months ago, I decided to pick up a copy of The Book of Mormon. I did so because numerous Mormons wanted me to...

Liberalworld: Keep your job—lie about your Christianity

So this lesbian goes walking into a counselor’s office to get help with her same-sexed relationship. Actually, it sounds like the start of a...

Dealing With Disruptive Veterans

Pennsylvania State University has stepped in it. In fact, they’ve stepped in it to the tops of their combat boots. A video was recently...

Three Kinds of People

When I was growing up my father used to say there were two kinds of people in this world. When I would ask him...

Rosemary’s baby

Rosemary DePaolo’s administration is beaming with joy as the University of North Carolina - Wilmington prepares to host Kanye West for a spring concert...

Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut, Sometimes You Don’t

Sometimes I have a hard time sifting through my email and determining what is real and what is not. I’ve received lots of rebates...

Nothing is Certain but Death and the FairTax

My good friend Lee – a Vietnam veteran and proud gun-toting conservative – recently declared to me that the FairTax is a great idea...

Point to the idiot

Author’s note: Starting today, I will be co-authoring a series of columns called “Point to the idiot” with Jon Sanders of the John Locke...

Jesus and Genocide

A lady wrote me the other day complaining about my friend Neal Boortz. She claimed Neal recently characterized pro-lifers as people who simply wanted...

Change your ethnicity day

The other day I logged on to my university’s website to investigate rumors that the administration has been using the site to exaggerate the...