Jihad Jane and the Jews
For weeks, I have toyed with the idea of writing a column about Ward Churchill. I just can’t seem to muster the energy....
SOC 357: The Sociology of Ballistic Idiocy
In the fall of 1997, I started collecting guns I really didn’t need to own. One Saturday in October of that year, I headed...
I’m as tolerant as a gay Yellow Jacket
Yesterday, I got an email from one of Georgia Tech’s gay activists. He wanted to inform me that signs saying “Support Intolerance: Join the...
Our New LGBTQIA Center
Last month, I heard some really bad news. It seems the State of North Carolina is about to lay off 3000 more employees in...
How to Manhandle Those Who Panhandle
I just don’t get it. Many city governments have had a chance to do something about serious panhandling problems but have been reluctant because...
My Guns Are Pretty (And Safer Than Your Tattoos)
There’s nothing more annoying than getting a complaint about my gun collection from a feminist with a tattoo on her lower back. I don’t...
My Little Utopia
Everyone wants heaven on Earth. It would be nice if people simply lent their abilities to society in accordance with the needs of others....
Kent State and Jihad-gate
The association between Richard Nixon and Kent State has always revolved around the university’s inability to control war protestors with a proclivity towards violence....
My Unsolicited Thoughts on N.C. State
Recently, North Carolina State University celebrated the opening of its new Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender (GLBT) Center. Located on the first floor of...
Crime of Addiction Does Not Paey
Richard Paey is a husband, a father, and an Ivy-league educated lawyer. Some years ago, he suffered a catastrophic auto accident that required a...
My apology to Feminist Students United!
Dear Liza Potter:
I am delighted to respond to your recent charge against me, which was sent to Rosemary DePaolo, Chancellor of UNC-Wilmington. Characterizing...
Academic insanity, part 184
Author’s note: My present department chair (who began that position on July 1, 2005) was not involved in any of the events documented below....
Mike Adams Did Not Approve of That Message
Take a walk over to our campus library and you can see why I think the inmates are running this asylum, which is otherwise...
The Top Ten Cigars of 2006
The other day, one of my readers asked “Why do you have to be so political and controversial in every column? Why can’t you...
