I Don’t Think, Therefore I Am

I get a lot of hate mail, most of which is amusing. Seldom is it enlightening. An email I received from a fellow named...

Deck the Heels With Boughs of Holly

The anti-Christmas lunacy that has been sweeping the nation has made its latest stop in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Wilson and Davis libraries at...

The Eunuch Horn

“No amount of contrarian zeal can make contradictions true.” – Douglas Groothuis. In recent years, the rise of postmodernism in our culture and in our...

Three men and a baby

Dear Christopher: I appreciate your recent email characterizing me as a “sick, twisted, homophobic, right-wing, piece of slime.” Compared with most of the homosexual...

Why Bernard Goldberg is screwing up America

A review of 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America by Bernard Goldberg Bernie Goldberg really isn’t screwing up America. I just thought that headline...

Sugar Mountain

When Neil Young wrote the song “Sugar Mountain” in the 1960s, he was just a teenager. The song wasn’t about a real place. It...

White Looters in Iowa

During the week after Father’s Day, I received a number of interesting emails from readers asking me to write about the dearth of looting...

Warlord for Congress

Ilario Pantano is a Warlord. That was the name of his U.S. Marines unit when he served during the Iraqi War. It was his...

Nothing is Certain but Death and the FairTax

My good friend Lee – a Vietnam veteran and proud gun-toting conservative – recently declared to me that the FairTax is a great idea...

Fat Honkies Need Exercise, Too

Let me get something straight right now. I do not work for the University of North Carolina. I work for the North Carolina taxpayers....

Jesus and Genocide

A lady wrote me the other day complaining about my friend Neal Boortz. She claimed Neal recently characterized pro-lifers as people who simply wanted...

Of Mice and Mormons, Part II

In the master’s program referred to in part one of this series, all students are required to take a class in “sex therapy.” A...

The Pink Berets

Chaz Housand, who recently graduated from UNC-Wilmington, was brutally beaten in the early morning hours of July 17. The attack happened in the downtown...

The porn tax at Carnegie Mellon

Dear President Cohon: I just visited the webpage for your university (www.cmu.edu) and read your following message asking for support from alumni donors: “Gifts...

Of Mice and Mormons III

Here are the links to Part I and Part II, in case you missed the previous entries in this series. In the spring of 2004,...