Saturday, August 24, 2019

My Apology to UNC-Wilmington

Until just recently, the UNCW administration was trying to deprive me of both a) my right to appeal their decision to deny my promotion...

Charlatan’s angels

The fact that Joseph Smith roamed about in upstate New York as a young man searching for the lost treasures of Captain Kidd should...

Roe v. Pelosi

On January 22, 2004, Nancy Pelosi issued a statement regarding the fundamental right to make important health care decisions. Pelosi’s dishonest statement is reproduced...

The Malice Cowboy Cheerleaders

Author’s Note: The following is a very brief excerpt from Dr. Adams’ new book, “Feminists Say The Darndest Things.” If you don’t like it,...

Felines, Nothing More than Felines

Editors’ Note: the following column contains graphic language. Dear People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (http://www.peta.org/): This Friday, I will turn 45 years old. I’m...

Liberty and Tyranny II

As a child growing up in the 1970s, I was always taught that Franklin Roosevelt was a great president – largely because his New...

How to Offend Barbarians and Promote Diversity

Dear Revolution Muslim: I am offended by your recent threats against the creators of South Park. I am offended specifically that the creators of South...

Queers, steers, and engineers

I love Georgia Tech. I really mean that. Their administration has given me so much good material to write about in recent months I’m...

Rate My Terrorist Professor Dot Com

Dear Provost Frank (): Over the course of the last several months, Kent State University has been trying to handle a firestorm of negative publicity...

Obama-Boseman 2008

Senator Barack Obama recently made a trip to North Carolina. During the trip he made special arrangements to meet with North Carolina State Senator...

The porn tax at Carnegie Mellon

Dear President Cohon: I just visited the webpage for your university (www.cmu.edu) and read your following message asking for support from alumni donors: “Gifts...

Easley come, Easley go

A few years ago, my wife taught in one of North Carolina’s public schools. After one semester, she decided to leave the profession. She...

Lawrence of Eurabia

Author’s Note: The following is, unfortunately, a true story that took place this semester at the once-great (and once-conservative) Pepperdine University. No names have...

Operation cockroach

The 2005-2006 academic year was, by far, the best I’ve had since moving to the front lines of the campus cultural wars. Several First...

My Declaration of Independence

Recently, I received a rare student complaint over an e-mail I had sent to all my classes. In the e-mail, which welcomed all of...