Perez Hilton’s Pet Emu

I hate to gossip – especially about a gossip columnist – but rumor has it that Perez Hilton just landed a new job. He’ll...

Incest is Best When Kept in the Family

Lately, I’ve been going through a period of re-evaluation concerning some of my most deeply held beliefs. After years of teaching in the UNC...

Oh Lord, Please Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood

Whenever a liberal says she’s been “taken out of context” you had better look out. It means she intends to inflict an intentional harm...

Life and how to live it, Part II

It was almost midnight when I decided to make two difficult phone calls the next morning. The first would be to Patti. I would...

Nick at Nite

Nicholas: It has come to my attention that I may have inadvertently criticized (publicly) a woman who is dying from breast cancer. That information, I...

How to Read the New Testament

Everyone I know seems to be reading the Bible these days in search of answers. That is usually a good thing but not always....

The Truth About Diversity

In the past, I have been critical of radical leftist university president Rosemary DePaolo. I’ve directed specific criticism towards her for valuing diversity over...

Kids Write Obama on Abortion; Obama Misplaces Them

I’m getting sick and tired of the Obama administration using children selectively in order to help the president advocate his public policy positions. As...

Of Mice and Minutemen

It must have been close to midnight when we saw the fight breaking out in the crowded parking lot. Scott and I were hurrying...

Of Mice and Mormons, Part VII: The Conclusion

Editor’s Note: This column is the last in a series of seven. To read the previous parts, please click here to view Mike Adams’...

I had a dream

Author’s note: Pseudonyms are used in today’s column. Other minor facts are altered to protect the identity of former students. Last night I had...

The Communist Holocaust Museum

Dear fellow capitalist: Thank you for your email, professor. I understand the distress you must feel after a couple of recent (and very bad)...

Deck the Heels With Boughs of Holly

The anti-Christmas lunacy that has been sweeping the nation has made its latest stop in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Wilson and Davis libraries at...

Pino 911

On September 11, 2007, I was sitting around minding my own business and quietly remembering the thousands who lost their lives six years earlier....

Is Atheism Only a Bundle of Sentiments?

Tony Snow recently reviewed Dinesh D’Souza’s compelling new book (What’s so Great About Christianity?) for the magazine Christianity Today. At the end of his...