Saturday, December 7, 2019

If Bill Clinton Could Juggle Five Chicks, Sarah Palin Can Manage Five Kids

Y’know, there’s nothing worse than having a woman hand you your own testicles in a fight. And that’s exactly what Palin did to the...

Christianity Sucks and Islam is Awesome?

Man, don’t cha love how mainstream media and their soft-brain disciples make Christians out to be fish-stickered, bug-eyed equals to incensed Islam? If you...

I’ve Got a Great Idea: Let’s Kiss Some Terrorist Butt!

I’ve got a great idea: Let’s kiss some terrorist butt! I’m talkin’ a big, slobbery wet one right on their back forty. We might...