Monday, December 9, 2019

Chris Brown the Girl Beating Clown

Plenty of people are already vying for ClashRadio.com’s Punk of the Year Award, but Chris Brown is screaming to the top of the list....

Muck Hickabee: The Too Compassionate Conservative

The thought of having to choose between Huckabee and Hillary (or whomever the Left tosses up) come November 2008 is about as appealing to...

A New Song for Bruce Springsteen: Banned in the USA

This past week blood spurted from my eyes like a horny toad I caught back in the 7th grade. What caused the ominous stream...

Habit Six: Hang Out with Morons

This is part six, of my 10 Habits of Decidedly Defective People series which has been specifically spun to help you, the wannabe waffler,...

Exposed! ACORN Gets Its Nuts Cracked: Teenage Prostitutes, Money Laundering and Tax Fraud

It appears as if ACORN is not just into soup kitchens, daycare, voter fraud and town hall intimidation; they will also help a young...

The Detergent Church: Progress Through Resistance

As much as I think a lot of the American “churches” are about as useful to God as a pitch pipe is to Yoko...

Go Beyond the Pavement

I love ticking off as many vapid, anti-American and anti-traditional values blowhards as I can. It is one of the chief joys of my...

I’m not Homophobic; I’m Chick-O-Centric

I think I speak for most heterosexual males when I say I’m not homophobic but chick-o-centric. Let’s keep it positive, okay? It’s not that...

Glenn Beck Has Brass Gonads

Don’t you know Obama and his ilk wish to God (or whoever the heck they wish to) that Glenn Beck would fall into adultery...

Lessons From a Grizzly Bear Hunt

I just returned from a grizzly bear hunt in Alaska. I was unsuccessful, however; I didn’t get a shot (luckily for the grizz and...

What Happens When a PI Dumpster Dives Behind a San Diego ACORN Office?

What happens when a PI dumpster dives behind a San Diego ACORN office? He strikes the flippin’ mother lode! At least that’s what happened to...

Why Palin Petrifies Progressives

According to the Progressives, women cannot be

The Bizarre Silence of Child Advocates on ACORN’s Child Sex Trafficking Advice

For those who’d like to contribute to Hannah’s defense fund, go to defendhannah.com. You know what’s weird? It’s weird that child advocacy groups (secular...

I Hope This Is The Last Column I Ever Have To Write About Bronco...

This past week a YouTube video of a crying four-year-old little girl named Abigailwent viral. In the video Abby’s mom asks her why she’s...

Raising Boys That Feminists Will Hate

Parent, if you have a young son and you want him to grow up to be a man, then you need to keep him...