Monday, January 20, 2020

Mexico’s Calderón Condemns the Country that Keeps His Haggard Land Afloat

Y’know, there’s nothing like being chastised by the president of a parasitical border nation whose trespassing citizens are wreaking havoc on our soil. Mexico’s...

Habit Six: Hang Out with Morons

This is part six, of my 10 Habits of Decidedly Defective People series which has been specifically spun to help you, the wannabe waffler,...

When Blacks Attack Barack

I am forbidden to critique BHO and his boys on anything they say or do. Yes, if I do utter anything derogatory regarding his...

The 10 Commandments for Husbands

I hate to sound like some religious nut job here—but I really felt (sort of) for certain that God gave me, and me alone,...

A New Song for Bruce Springsteen: Banned in the USA

This past week blood spurted from my eyes like a horny toad I caught back in the 7th grade. What caused the ominous stream...

A Time for Anger: Porn, Pedophiles and your Kids

Would you get P.O.’d if . . . 1. Your ten-year old son was kidnapped out of your front yard by two pedophiles...

The Detergent Church: Progress Through Resistance

As much as I think a lot of the American “churches” are about as useful to God as a pitch pipe is to Yoko...

Exposed! ACORN Gets Its Nuts Cracked: Teenage Prostitutes, Money Laundering and Tax Fraud

It appears as if ACORN is not just into soup kitchens, daycare, voter fraud and town hall intimidation; they will also help a young...

Go Beyond the Pavement

I love ticking off as many vapid, anti-American and anti-traditional values blowhards as I can. It is one of the chief joys of my...

What Happens When a PI Dumpster Dives Behind a San Diego ACORN Office?

What happens when a PI dumpster dives behind a San Diego ACORN office? He strikes the flippin’ mother lode! At least that’s what happened to...

My Fishy Letter of Encouragement for the Town Hall Rebels

Isn’t it funny that the liberals, who have historically encouraged the contrarian, are now crying foul since conservatives, libertarians and non-Obama addled Democrats have...

The Separation Between Muslims and Taste

Building a mosque at Ground Zero is like OJ’s mom putting a glamour shot of Orenthal over Nicole Brown’s gravestone. In other words, it’s...

No, It Wasn’t My Idea for Hannah Giles to Dress Like a Hooker and...

It’s been quite interesting watching and reading the statements coming from ACORN and various “news” organizations about the “facts” of the Giles/O’Keefe ACORN caper....

Barack Obama is a Powerful Speaker—And so is My Bose Bass Amp

The words “change” and “Jesus” are being tossed around in this election more than Lindsay Lohan was by those three Italian dudes last New...

Why Palin Petrifies Progressives

According to the Progressives, women cannot be
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