Wednesday, November 20, 2019

In Praise of Spanking

This week in the uber-liberal state of Massachusetts (y’know . . . the one Romney used to govern) another dense liberal has come up...

Radical Homosexuals Trample a Cross, Harass a Granny, Crash a Church, and Threaten Joe...

Can you imagine what would happen if a gang of angry male Christian activists started shouting down and shoving around some nice old lesbian...

The Detergent Church: Sola Scriptura or Sola Cultura

Herewith is my last installment on why I believe the church is culpable for our cultural corruption and my top ten raucous remedies to...

Hey Atheists: Get Your Own Moral Code.

I received a lot emails from snippy atheists after my column, “Atheists had Better Pray to God They’re Right” ran the week of May...

Hey A**holes! Obama Wants to Talk to Your Kids

First off, I’m not calling you, my patriotic readers, aholios; that dishonor goes to Van Jones, Obama’s self-avowed communist Green Czar, Barack’s sweetheart, 9/11...

Why Church and Men Don’t Mix

Have you ever asked yourself, “Self, why do churches today look more like the bra and panty department at Sears rather than a battalion...

Benghazi: Obama and His Ilk Hung Chris Stevens and Others Out to Dry

This past Friday the State Department released internal docs showing that Chris Stevens, U.S. Ambassador to hell’s corridor in Libya, begged Obama’s boys in...

Massacre Solution: The Brady Bunch Bill to Prohibit the Procreation of Irresponsible People

As most of you know, Vice President Joe Biden has been appointed by Obama to make certain that another Sandy Hook never goes down...

How to Shut Up an Atheist if You Must

The atheist’s days of running circles around the Christian with their darling questions are drawing to a close. Yes, the fat lady just wrenched...

How Wives Can Kill Their Marriage: Part One

“The wise woman builds her house, but the foolish tears it down with her own hands.” - King Solomon, Proverbs 14.1 If some of...

Mexico’s Calderón Condemns the Country that Keeps His Haggard Land Afloat

Y’know, there’s nothing like being chastised by the president of a parasitical border nation whose trespassing citizens are wreaking havoc on our soil. Mexico’s...

When Blacks Attack Barack

I am forbidden to critique BHO and his boys on anything they say or do. Yes, if I do utter anything derogatory regarding his...

The 10 Commandments for Husbands

I hate to sound like some religious nut job here—but I really felt (sort of) for certain that God gave me, and me alone,...

Muck Hickabee: The Too Compassionate Conservative

The thought of having to choose between Huckabee and Hillary (or whomever the Left tosses up) come November 2008 is about as appealing to...

A New Song for Bruce Springsteen: Banned in the USA

This past week blood spurted from my eyes like a horny toad I caught back in the 7th grade. What caused the ominous stream...