Can’t We At Least Get a Toaster?

In the wake of the Massachusetts Miracle last week (“The other Boston Massacre”), President Obama adopted a populist mantle, claiming he was going to...

Gordon Gekko is a Democrat

How did Republicans get saddled with Wall Street? Obama just got the biggest campaign haul from Wall Street in world history, and Republicans still...

GOP VOTE DECLINES LESS THAN NYT PROFIT

For the first time in 32 years, Democrats got more than 50 percent of the country to vote for their candidate in a national...

The emperor’s new robes

On the bright side, after two weeks of TV coverage of the Terri Schiavo case, I think we have almost all liberals in...

Reagan’s Biggest Mistake Finally Retires

The fundamental goal of the next Supreme Court justice should be to create a record that would not inspire Sen. Chuck Schumer to say,...

What Can I Do to Make Your Flight More Uncomfortable?

Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could...

Liberal Lies About National Health Care, Part 5

(15) Democrats lost Congress in 1994 because President Clinton failed to pass national health care. I’m not sure if this is another example of the...

Fork Replaces Donkey as Democratic Party Symbol

I’m not sure Sen. John Cornyn was helping with that lengthy presentation attempting to establish the many similarities between Samuel Alito and Sandra Day...

Let’s All Surrender Our Weapons—You First!

The rash of recent shooting incidents has led people who wouldn’t know an AK-47 from a paintball gun to issue demands for more restrictions...

Airport Security Should Be Profiling Arabs

The six imams removed from a US Airways flight last week have apparently adopted my suggestion that if they really want to protest the...

Martha Coakley: Too Immoral For Teddy Kennedy’s Seat

In Tuesday’s primary election, Massachusetts Democrats chose as their Senate nominee a woman who kept a clearly innocent man in prison in order to...

They Shot the Wrong Lincoln

In addition to supporting Democrat Joe Lieberman over Republican Alan Schlesinger in Connecticut, President Bush is supporting the Democrat over the Republican in Rhode...

There’s a Democrat Behind Door No. 1, 2 and 3

A few more primary wins and B. Hussein Obama will be able to light up a cigarette during a televised speech and still get...

Joe McCarthy Invented the Internet

The October 2007 Vanity Fair had a long, gaseous article explaining how the pro-Bush bias of the mainstream media cost Al Gore the 2000...

Obama Is Not A Muslim

The nonsense about President Obama being a Muslim has got to stop. I rise to defend him from this absurd accusation by pointing out...