They Shot the Wrong Lincoln
In addition to supporting Democrat Joe Lieberman over Republican Alan Schlesinger in Connecticut, President Bush is supporting the Democrat over the Republican in Rhode...
My Healthcare Plan
Liberals keep complaining that Republicans don’t have a plan for reforming health care in America. I have a plan!
It’s a one-page bill creating a...
Investigate This!
The Republicans are back in charge in the House of Representatives this week, and not a moment too soon!
Forget “stimulus” bills and “shovel-ready” bailouts...
1 Down, 11,999,999 to Go
Mickey Kaus has raised the intriguing possibility that, since Bush’s amnesty plan went down to humiliating defeat once Americans got wind of what the...
Olbermann’s Plastic Ivy
Fortunately, we have Keith Olbermann to point out that Rush Limbaugh did not accurately quote the preamble to the Constitution in his CPAC speech...
The Perrect Alibi … I’ll Drink To That! (Part II)
In light of the fact that Sen. Teddy Kennedy feels lawyer-client privileged materials should be produced in the case of a public servant —...
John Vincent Coulter
The longest baby ever born at the Albany, N.Y., hospital, at least as of May 5, 1926, who grew up to be my strapping...
Ahmadinejad: ‘Yep, I’m Nuclear!’
The only man causing President Obama more headaches than Joe Biden these days is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (who, coincidentally, was right after Biden on Obama’s...
Oh, Canada!
Since arriving in Canada I’ve been accused of thought crimes, threatened with criminal prosecution for speeches I hadn’t yet given and denounced on the...
The emperor’s new robes
On the bright side, after two weeks of TV coverage of the Terri Schiavo case, I think we have almost all liberals in...
Not Your Average Joe
My friend Joe Sobran died last Thursday, and the world lost its greatest writer.
To my delight, some obituaries noted that he had influenced my...
REPEAL THE 26TH AMENDMENT!
Jimmy Carter was such an abominable president we got Ronald Reagan, tax cuts, a booming economy and the destruction of the Soviet Union.
Two years...
Like, Is Sarah Palin Totally Conceited?
In the October issue of Vanity Fair now on newsstands, Michael Gross reverts to junior high school to issue gossip-girl digs at Sarah Palin....
BUSH 7, TERRORISTS 0
Morose that there hasn’t been another terrorist attack on American soil for seven long years, liberals were ecstatic when Hurricane Gustav was headed toward...
That Was No Lady—That Was My Husband
The Edwards campaign is apparently still running low on donations, so this week they went back to their top fundraiser: me.
I doubled the...