Bush’s America: Roach Motel

Republicans’ defense of President Bush’s immigration bill is more enraging than their defense of Harriet Miers. Back then, Bush’s conservative base was accused of...

Investigate This!

The Republicans are back in charge in the House of Representatives this week, and not a moment too soon! Forget “stimulus” bills and “shovel-ready” bailouts...

They Shot the Wrong Lincoln

In addition to supporting Democrat Joe Lieberman over Republican Alan Schlesinger in Connecticut, President Bush is supporting the Democrat over the Republican in Rhode...

MSNBC Swears to Allah That Obama’s Not A Muslim

MSNBC’s Monday programming was dedicated to denouncing Sen. Mitch McConnell’s response to a question about whether Obama is a Muslim. McConnell said: “We all have...

My Healthcare Plan

Liberals keep complaining that Republicans don’t have a plan for reforming health care in America. I have a plan! It’s a one-page bill creating a...

A Statistical Analysis of Maritime Unemployment Rates, 1946-1948. Just Kidding!…

Editor’s note: The full title of this continuing series didn’t fit within our headline format:A Statistical Analysis of Maritime Unemployment Rates, 1946-1948. Just Kidding,...

Jonathan Livingston Obama

I’ve caught Obama fever! Obamamania, Obamarama, Obama, Obama, Obama. (I just pray to God this is clean, renewable electricity I’m feeling.) Only white guilt could...

John Vincent Coulter

The longest baby ever born at the Albany, N.Y., hospital, at least as of May 5, 1926, who grew up to be my strapping...

Liberals Give ‘Til It Hurts (You)

Liberals never tire of discussing their own generosity, particularly when demanding that the government take your money by force to fund shiftless government employees...

Even By Trial Lawyer Standards, Edwards A Real Sleazebag

The good news: DNA testing has confirmed that John Edwards is not the father of Rielle Hunter’s baby. The bad news: The father is Bill...

Not Your Average Joe

My friend Joe Sobran died last Thursday, and the world lost its greatest writer. To my delight, some obituaries noted that he had influenced my...

A Baby Daddy For Both Americas

The mainstream media really seem to imagine they can prevent Americans from knowing information by refusing to mention it in newspapers or on TV. For...

Olbermann’s Plastic Ivy

Fortunately, we have Keith Olbermann to point out that Rush Limbaugh did not accurately quote the preamble to the Constitution in his CPAC speech...

The Perrect Alibi … I’ll Drink To That! (Part II)

In light of the fact that Sen. Teddy Kennedy feels lawyer-client privileged materials should be produced in the case of a public servant —...

So Much For Wise Latinas

With the Supreme Court’s decision in Ricci v. DeStefano this week, we can now report that Sonia Sotomayor is even crazier than Ruth Bader...