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In what is becoming the trend among liberal-left fundamentalists capitalizing on their fame, Elton John articulates what is so utterly confusing about gay sex advocates…

Elton John Blames Catholic Church Instead of Gay Sex for Death of Gay Friends

By Terry Vanderheyden

LONDON, May 24, 2006 ( – British pop music star Elton John has attacked the Catholic Church and its position on condom use as a reason for the demise of 60 of his friends to the sexually-transmitted disease, AIDS.

Speaking at a business awards ceremony, he said, “We don’t have a medical vaccine but we have a social vaccine and it’s called education.”

Naturally their deaths couldn’t have been the result of dangerous sexual practices and having anal sex with infected people.  Nah.  Condoms make you impervious to everything.  Except, maybe, to kryptonite. 

Elton failed to mention how exactly the Catholic Church prevented these gay folks from using condoms? 

There’s too many holes in Elton’s crazy theory…I think he packed his theory with fudge.


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